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Joke of the Day

"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."

"I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week."

"I keep hearing so much talk about ISIS right now... They're really blowing up."

"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire called 'Cha Ching' I will be so disappointed."

"Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] ""No comet."""

"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."

"Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, but only if you're a billionaire."

"What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component? This guy!"

"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"

"Composed a mixtake with a few bars of silence in the woods. Call it a four rest fire."