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Joke of the Day
"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."
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"Husband : Why are there broken condoms on our couch??? Wife : would you please call our children by their real names?"
"Doctor: ""Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"" Patient: ""Oh my god. What is the cure??!"""
"You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid."
"Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons.."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off"
"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."
"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"
"Growing old is a lot like grammar The past is perfect and the present, tense"
"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."