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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a horomone? You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )"

"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."

"What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin? Immaculate Infection"

"My friend Eric is having some real issues and shit is real bad for him... He's constipated"

"I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. ""Arrrr...it were on sail.'"

"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"

"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."

"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."

"What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner."

"Why did the lizard use viagra? He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried"