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Joke of the Day
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"
Next Joke
"So a guy walks into a bar... And yells, ""I HAVE EBOLA!"""
"DOG: [looking out the window] wat a beautiful mornimg! the sky is grey, the grass is grey, the birds are grey and readey to eat,"
"I went outside once.... The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!"
"Boycott shampoo demand real poo instead"
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"
"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."
"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"
"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*"
"Job openings. A female HR calls a guy: Lady: Sir, I have two openings. Man: Yes, I know. The lady hangs up."