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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."
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"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."
"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""
"The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson."
"""Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?"" No thanks I have a previous engagement ""I'm cool with that, hell I've been married like 6 times"""
"My wife's sister My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."
"I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead."
"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""
"Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? It never gets pass the noose."
"Nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah selling my blood like yeah because I made a series of poor financial decisions like yeah"