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Joke of the Day
"What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time? Snow Storms"
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"Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water."
"who said math is the universal language? hey, numbers-- speak english!"
"A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"
"What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament? Let's hang."
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough."
"YES! The receipts at CVS are very long. We know, they know, everybody knows!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog"