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Joke of the Day
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
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"late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die"
"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I know where you can buy drugs"""
"Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring wedding ring suffering."
"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"
"A homeless guy jumps on your back... Do you carry him around or beat him off?"
"Accidentally ran the wash with Ecstasy still in a back pocket. Now my jeans are freaking out, and the zipper won't stop grinding its teeth."
"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"
"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"When I grow up, I want to be a gif."