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Joke of the Day

"What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament? Let's hang."

"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"

"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."

"What's the difference between wild Iranian Ossetra caviar and my penis? One is a delicacy (Deh-Lih-Cuh-See) and the other is a delicady (Deh-Lih-Cuh-Dee) Edit: The D"

"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married"

"What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire? The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."

"BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?"

"How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb? One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."