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Joke of the Day
"What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament? Let's hang."
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"Ever met the human version of a headache?"
"Sometimes... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile... But fart just one time..."
"[on Instagram] I don't really like this picture but, good for this person for still being alive and experiencing things. *likes their pic*"
"My wife caught me looking at a seagull at the beach so now we're in this big fight."
"This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, [at least] one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull."
"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"
"What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken."
"I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home. She said yes, so I walked off with her cardboard box."