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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."
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"The hurt I feel when someone leaves the bus seat next to mine for a newly empty one is almost exactly equal to my annoyance when they don't."
"I'm late to this meeting cause I have a boner and can't get out of my car"
"What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs? You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out."
"My penis died. Can I bury it in your vagina?"
"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""
"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"
"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."
"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"
"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"