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Joke of the Day

"A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance."

"An Irishman is driving to the airport While driving, he sees a sign that says ""Airport left"". So he turns around and goes home"

"Did you hear about the photographer that got locked in his darkroom? He died of exposure. It was not a pretty picture."

"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"

"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"

"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."

"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."

"I'll take a low-fat, mocha, chai, organic-soy-milk latte, with a shot of French vanilla, sprinkled with unicorn soul, please."

"It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose."

"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"