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Joke of the Day
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"
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"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!"""
"TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep...."
"Jared Fogle is pleased sentence is under 18 years."
"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."
"What vegetable likes to party? A turn-up"
"A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says ""we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"" ""That wooden deed"""
"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."
"Do you like fishsticks? yeah? LIKE IN THE MOUTH? THEN YOU'RE A GAY FISH"
"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""