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Joke of the Day

"My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"For some reason I'm an extremely secretive person. Don't ask me why"

"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."

"midterms and finals are like prayers to god. i never get answers."

"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"

"Did you hear about the terrorist suicide bombers rave party? I heard they had a blast."

"I entered Reddit's pun contest.... .... I submitted ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would get an upvote. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"I had an uncle who was a drunk... tried getting him into other hobbies like sculpting but he was always getting plastered."

"I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."