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Joke of the Day

"I had an uncle who was a drunk... tried getting him into other hobbies like sculpting but he was always getting plastered."

"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"

"You know, the world doesn't revolve around you! ...because it'd take too long if it did."

"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."

"I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl. They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they."

"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"

"Q: What color is a cheerleader? A: Yeller."

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."