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Joke of the Day

"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."

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"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"
"Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up"
"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."
"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."
"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"
"You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt... Only a cheetah can."
"What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone."
"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"
"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."
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