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Joke of the Day
"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."
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"I need to get a car wash but my dogs' nose smudges on the back window appear to be forming a word so I'm gonna let that play out first."
"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."
"Ladies tell me I have the body of a god Buddha"
"How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What are you talking about? The bulb is fine."
"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."
"I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times"
"How do you turn lead into gold? Start a war."
"A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as ""Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."""
"Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold"