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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"
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"What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully? An illegal Aryan."
"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."
"It's not 'stealing tweets' if you believe in recycling."
"What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive? A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)"
"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."
"A banana walk in to a doctors office... A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor ""I'm not peeling very well!"" ;-; Sorry..."
"What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place? Little Seizures."
"A guy follows a cute girl into an elevator. They enter the elevator and he asks her ""Are you going down?"". She says no. Then he asks ""Would you like to?"""
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind a 5k, but my running group wants to a 10k. I don't like them."