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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"
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"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"
"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"
"What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture? Mein Kampfy Chair"
"What did the executioner say to his wife when he left? I'll beheading out now."
"Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one with the sticker that says, ""Idaho""."
"Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner and thought: ""WE COULD HAVE HAD PARACHUTES?"""
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"My cover letter is just a picture of me in a sleeveless turtleneck karate chopping the word 'unemployment'."
"What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times."