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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"
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"Attention friends who don't understand humor,,, please do not attempt to reply to the posts of us who have humorous whit,,,, it's beyond your skill level."
"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"
"What's the Mexican version of the Klan? Que Que Que"
"What is Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun."
"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code."
"Who would win in a race? The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers?"
"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"
"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"