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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"
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"Apparently if you call out your own name while masturbating they will kick you off this ferris wheel."
"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."
"I found a girl by the train tracks and got head. I would've gone to third base but I couldn't find the rest of her."
"What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !"
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"
"What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes? A Jehovah's Witness."
"Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store!"
"never trust a person who says they don't like chocolate, even dogs eat chocolate and it kills them"