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Joke of the Day
"What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !"
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"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."
"TV that gets louder to compensate for when you are chewing."
"So Halloween is fast approaching... Where I can get one of those cool Guy Fieri masks that all the anarchists are wearing?"
"Hey all Hot Girls. I'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-"
"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."
"Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president."
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"
"Self-Love Joke When I was at the zoo, I couldn't figure out why a monkey was staring at me with its hand between its legs. Then it came to me."