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Joke of the Day
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
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"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."
"But people, if you have a gift card that is all used up, do not drop it in a urinal pleaseit's a Big letdown to fish it out all for nothing"
"I don't do hard liquor... ...I liquor hard"
"If you donate something worthless Is it still a donation?"
"I scream, You scream, We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again."
"Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black."
"How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small."
"Why old people don't have sex? Have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?"
"*puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*"