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Joke of the Day
"Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store!"
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"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"
"What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? There's twenty of them."
"I use a wheelchair. Whenever I'm at a job interview and they ask me what my greatest weakness is, I always want to say, ""Stairs""."
"What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps"
"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"
"Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."
"I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid."
"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"
"What happens when almonds die? Diamond"