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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"

"I put a load in the dishwasher She swallowed."

"What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo? Well done, old Jap."

"What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common? They're both load-bearing"

"Irish Nessie Over in Ireland, in a lake near Dublin, thay have their own Nessie. It's a monster that likes to ring doorbells. It's a knock-less monster."

"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"

"Doc: I'm afraid you got 6 months to live Me: Why are YOU afraid? Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW?"

"A man was rushed to the ER with six toy horses up his ass The doctors described his condition as stable."

"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."

"How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? About 9 months."