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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA"
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"Of all the things Dave misses his Mother-in-laws virginity the most."
"I divorced my wife because she made a horrible april fools joke April fools"
"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."
"How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde? When there's a stamp on it."
"Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to"
"I bet now that it's been a few years, she's ""The Girl Who Really Regrets Getting That Dragon Tattoo."""
"Paris Hilton was arrested for coke possession. Said her family, ""If you love cocaine so much Paris, why don't you Marriott?"""
"What is a pirate's favorite drink? The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)"
"NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you."