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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes? A Jehovah's Witness."
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"My girlfriend was crying because she had gum in her hair. I told her to cut it out."
"I'll take Manly Men for $500, Alex. ""Answer. These booklets of pages are a pointless waste of time."" What are instructions? ""Correct."""
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? ...pick it up and suck it's dick."
"I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me"
"It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way."
"Boxers leave me feeling unsupported. But I guess I shouldn't expect a man who has forged his hands into weapons to gently cup my balls."
"""No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"" ~Me, to this bar stool"
"How do you make a peanut butter and Reddit sandwich? You spreddit."
"Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped up and said ""TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!"""