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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."

"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."

"I play a drinking game where i drink everytime i get an answer right on Jeopardy. Its a good way to stay sober."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"

"I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder."

"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."

"Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like."

"What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?! Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww"

"no one knows where the sky starts. ""here?"" wonders one scientist, her hand just above her head. ""how about here"" says another, crouching."