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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? ""I'm lichen what I see"""

"I'll dress up like your Dad and hug you at the finish line of a 5K if you promise to never post any Facebook pics of you running ever again."

"What rhymes with orange No it doesn't"

"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."

"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"

"""Yes I understand that's your face, but it's also the place where I need to put my butthole."" - Cats"

"What's green, fuzzy and could kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table"

"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"They say breaking a sweat every day is one of the healthiest things you can do... good thing I eat a lot of Indian food."