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Joke of the Day

"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."

"SJWs are the hardest people in the world to offend as long as you don't exist."

"I just don't get it...My wife's friends come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."

"shaking hands is weird, it's like ""hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"""

"A woman is calling her cell provider... Woman: I don't get my text messages Tech support: Have you tried reading them again?"

"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"

"Republicans and elections The republicans wanted to have Jesus run for president. The plan had to be aborted though: he had a hole in his hand."

"[Russian Joke] What will the results of the next election be? No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!"

"Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen."

"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."