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Joke of the Day
"What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?! Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww"
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"Life's too short for 1-ply friends. You need people who can handle your shit."
"My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh."
"you know what they say about beetroot. you can beat an egg but you can't beet a root."
"America, you're fired. Love, United Nations"
"Well..I updated my status...offended someone. Was deleted from their friend list...Yep..My work here is done "
"So, I went out and had a few drinks.. I decided to take a bus home. So this morning I awoke and I don't know what to do with the bus parked in my driveway."
"""Mommy, why do I have black skin and you have white skin?"" ""Honey, when I think back to that night, you're lucky you don't bark."""
"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."