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Joke of the Day

"no one knows where the sky starts. ""here?"" wonders one scientist, her hand just above her head. ""how about here"" says another, crouching."

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"*Watches sad movie* Wife: I like happy endings. Me: me too, but you have to tip more. Wife:... Me: twitter would have liked it."
"When a baby is learning to eat shouldn't he have an L-plate?"
"What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock."
"Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide"
"[spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right"
"I've run over seven Koalas and one platypus with my car today and I haven't even left the city yet. Australia's dangerous like that."
"The possibility that I hit REPLY ALL haunts every email I've ever sent."
"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."