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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"
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"(Ok don't let her know ur Jesus) Girl: Meet my dad *they shake hands* *Dad stands up from wheelchair* Dad: It's a miracle! Jesus: *facepalm*"
"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."
"A teacher keeps on talking. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"
"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend Gregory Peck."
"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."
"Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet."
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"