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Joke of the Day
"I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder."
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"Press ""three"" for Spanish, and press ""fo"" for Ebonics"
"My dog loves chasing cars He was ecstatic when I told him I was taking him to see Snow Patrol in concert"
"I want a romantic comedy trailer that starts, ""Ben was looking for love in all the wrong places,"" and then shows Ben digging up a grave."
"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."
"What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage"
"I renamed my iPod to Titanic... it's syncing now!"
"Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins"
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'impossible' ""Oh, well I guess no point in trying"" *walks off stage*"
"TUMS HAS ANYONE ELSE REALIZED THAT TUMS SPELLED BACKWARDS IS SMUT? WELL, IN ADVERTIZING THEY SAY SEX SELLS"