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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."
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"People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.... Well, take a look at me now!"
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia"
"Why did Jesus come to Earth? To get to the other side. Ba dum tssshh"
"The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard I'm very sensitive"
"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"
"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I banged her."
"When I die I want to go quietly, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and freaked out, like his passengers were."
"What do you call a lesbian with big hands? Well hung!"
"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"