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Joke of the Day

"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""

"You know how most packages say ""Open here"". What is the protocol if the package says ""Open somewhere else""?"

"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."

"No, I'm not damaging my liver. I'm about to sterilize it using alcohol."

"Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads."

"How much penis? Soooo much penis."

"Just the punchline... ...So then he says, ""But wait officer, you can't arrest me! I was only half-hard!"""

"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car"

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"