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Joke of the Day
"How much penis? Soooo much penis."
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"What do you call a hot high school math teacher? Expansion of minors"
"When is there two Ds in ""her?"" http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha"
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"My ex-girlfriend was a slut. She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please."
"*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket"""
"What do you call a fish that eats shit? A bottom feeder."
"What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine? ""Cri-me-a river!"""
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"Coin joke I walked into a music store with $50 I walked out with a Nickleback"