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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"

"I just picked a Chapstick up from my bedside table, spent 30 seconds trying to get the lid off with my teeth, then realized it was a battery"

"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."

"What do you call a reptile that's good with directions? A Navigator"

"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"

"It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics They often have to deal with calculus on the job."

"I never realized how many people I hated until I got a facebook"

"New Study Suggests Drinking Coffee Is Good For Your Health. Wait, I Think We Did Good For Your Health Last Time. Bad For Your Health, Then"

"Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up"

"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."