1933

Joke of the Day

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car"

"If you had bad legs, why wouldn't you want to be a college professor? Because you never sitty down!"

"The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn't, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles"

"I can't believe how racist star wars is. Of course the only black guy never knew his father."

"After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets? Twins! I am so sorry...."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him."

"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar. They both had a great time."

"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"

"Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle... The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up."

"What's the most sensitive part of your body after you masturbate? Your sense of guilt"