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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads."
Next Joke
"Me: My leg always feels like my phone is vibrating. WebMD: Phone Cancer"
"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."
"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."
"Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!"
"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."
"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."
"Headache A guy asked his wife how she slept and she said 'not well, I was up in the night with a headache'. 'Funny', he said, 'I don't remember waking up and asking you for sex'."
"Did you hear about the recent earthquake research? The information is groundbreaking"
"sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck"