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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"

"What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge? ""Define intervention."" Came up with this today at work."

"Game Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time."

"How often do I drink Blue Moon? Once in awhile."

"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""

"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"

"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."

"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"

"Why do the bees have honey? Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing."

"When I was a kid I was full of piss and vinegar... Now I'm just pissin' vinegar."