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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength? ME: shape shifting INTERVIEWER: is that so? INTERVIEWER: yes INTERVIEWER: holy shit"

"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years."

"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."

"What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV."

"I'm not Fred Flintstone... But I can make your bedrock."

"Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity."

"People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating."

"Spandex is sausage casing for humans."

"Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something"

"What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather."