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Joke of the Day
"Boko Haram have really had a radical change in direction since their Whiter Shade of Pale days"
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"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Sometimes, when I am pumping gas, I'll wink at the person at the next pump and say, ""This smells terrific."""
"There's a reason why we can't hit bitches. That would be animal abuse"
"hate these fake ""breakfast lovers"" who say they love breakfast but then later in the afternoon you see them sneakin a lunch"
"You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi."
"Marriage tips 1. Separate bank accounts 2. Separate bedrooms 3. Separate homes 4. Separate dates w/other ppl 5. 6. Don't get married"
"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"
"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."