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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there is a target on every corner."

"Cop: do you know why I pulled u over? Me: yeah, I was going like 120 back there Cop:.... Me:.. Cop: sir, your tailamp is out Me:..."

"When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me"

"Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar ( i need /u/yourjokeexplainedhere Customer: ""I'll have a Bin Laden, please."" Barman: ""Sir, what is dat?"" Customer: ""Two shots and a splash of water."""

"They say ""pick your battles"", so today Oreos win."

"A dyslexic woman walks into a bar And puts it on"

"My post on /r/bombs made the front page Edit: holy shit this blew up"

"Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great."

"What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!"

"If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them. Because they obviously make bad life choices."