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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."

"Taking vocabulary to a whole new thingy"

"So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening."

"I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag It really spoiled the wedding"

"A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says ""Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"" ""Son you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."""

"(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight? The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies."

"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."

"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobee!"

"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""