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Joke of the Day
"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""
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"Think About It... What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?"
"""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""
"What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!"
"Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,""the atm"""
"I always hated weddings... I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying ""You're next."". They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals."
"Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass."
"funny how dumbass pet animals will eat the same thing every day without realizing that Subway offers over 19 different ways to Eat FreshTM"
"I wonder what those old comedians who made livings cracking wise about airline food are doing now that there's no such thing."