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Joke of the Day

"Security frantically searching my pockets not realizing I'm stealing the trench coat"

"9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis I said maybe.."

"Lincoln should win for most likely DVD to be put on by substitute teachers"

"TWILIGHT: Taking the N' out of ""Vampire Fangs"", since 2007!"

"Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before."

"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."

"How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."

"Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral."