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Joke of the Day

"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"

"""They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?"" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft."

"So my neighbour knocked on my door at 3am.. 3 AM! Can you believe that?! He was lucky I was still playing on my drumkit.."

"If they hadn't scored that one goal, I was going to suggest renaming the country Bra-zilch."

"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"

"""Talk to the hand!"" - deaf people"

"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."