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Joke of the Day

"Hillbillies are getting restless. Neighbor kid is dancing around a burn barrel listening to Whitesnake & wearing a Batman mask"

"The problem with ""We, the People"" is mostly you, the people."

"Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful? People could see right through him."

"I like my apples how I like my penis... In cider."

"Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on."

"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"

"Why doesn't Mrs. Clean get pregnant? Because Mr. Clean comes in a bottle."

"There was this one time I discovered a time machine... I still remember it like it was tomorrow."

"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."

"When is a rabbi dishonest? July"