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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."
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"What do you call a woman with no legs? Disabled."
"What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman? Prison"
"So it turns out that fat bearded man whose lap I was sitting on at the mall wasn't Santa. LOL drugs."
"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"
"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic."
"Asian's pets Asian's eyes don't water when their pets die, their mouths do."
"I'm really impressed by both Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner... Both women got famous by making a dick disappear."
"I think I'm gonna just be a rapper. apparently you need zero experience, and zero talent to be a millionaire in the rap game now?"
"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"