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Joke of the Day
"How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down? He keeps a log"
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"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh."
"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"
"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"
"Two Lesbian Vampires have just had sex.... and one says to the other: ""Same time next month?"""
"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."
"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9. (it's all about delivery) (it's more of a riddle than a 'joke' per se, but funny nonetheless)"
"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"
"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"