72831

Joke of the Day

"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"

"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"

"If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty."

"What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider a muon."

"What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep."

"""You are what you eat"" [Eats a confident person] Now we wait..."

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."

"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."

"I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?"

"I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it."