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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9. (it's all about delivery) (it's more of a riddle than a 'joke' per se, but funny nonetheless)"

"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."

"If you ever see a troll eat a fairy It's either time for rehab or you're on Reddit."

"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."

"Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, ""I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."""

"You know what they called vegetarians 300 years ago.... Poor People..."

"I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, ""Hi""."

"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire."

"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"

"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."