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Joke of the Day
"Two Lesbian Vampires have just had sex.... and one says to the other: ""Same time next month?"""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"
"I like my friends like I like my coffee... I gave it up for lent"
"At an Irish wedding, someone said, ""Would all the married men stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living?"" The bartender was almost crushed to death."
"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"
"Look I can summon Australians Have you ever, ever felt like this?"
"In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time."
"My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I'm hilarious. Everyone says so."
"You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you."