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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh."
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"What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Two days."
"Being a Calculator must be a huge responsibility... everyone is counting on them."
"If you need help staying awake, subtract sheep in your head."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"
"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."
"I visited a real graveyard this Halloween I logged back into Google Plus."
"What does the secret service man say to the other secret service man when he has to go to the bathroom? Hold on I have to take Obama to the White house."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
"What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers? Putin on the Ritz~"